What Horse divorce I am planning on serving at my next gala

By Lord Tyler Sikov

·        Bruschetta

·        Onion rings

·        Spicy vegan wings

·        Garlic knots

·        Jalapeno poppers

·        Galapagos poppers

·        Mister Popper’s penguins (they are guests, they come with built in tuxedos)

·        Nachos

·        Mozzarella sticks

·        Samosas

·        Pakoras

·        Papadum

·        Divorce papers for my soon to be ex-wife Jessica (That non-cloven-hoofed she devil)

·        Potato wedges