Survival Guide for When You Forget Your Headphones

By Jessica Simpson

Everyone knows the dreaded feeling of looking in your pockets only to realize you forget your headphones at home. Now you have to be alone with your thoughts. What a nightmare! We’ve created this handy survival guide for what to do if you should encounter such a fate.Image result for dramatic dmitry

-If you’re “studying” and you “take a break” to watch Netflix, just put it on mute and turn on the captions.  Reading is important!
-Sing to yourself! If people stare it’s just because you’re a talented human and they’re jealous.
-Find an appropriate public place to play your tunes aloud without people giving you withering stares.
-Cave and buy new, extremely overpriced headphones, conveniently found at your local Pitt shop or drugstore retailer.  
-Steal someone’s headphones (please don’t).
-Skip your class, abandon all of your responsibilities and go home to get your headphones.  Priorities.
-Walk very close to people wearing headphones—close enough that it’s not creepy but you can still hear the music—one to two feet away is acceptable.  Avoid restraining orders.  
-Allow yourself to have an epiphany that you don’t actually need your headphones.  You only need to open yourself up to the beautiful world around you.  Meditate! Write a poem! Make a friend!

-Find sticks, seashells, what-have you that resembles earphones.  Put them in your ears and pretend they are headphones.  If you can’t actually listen to music you might as well blend in!


42 thoughts on “Survival Guide for When You Forget Your Headphones

  1. i bet i’m not the only one at my high school looking up what to do when i’ve forgotten my earbuds at home….
    maybe i am. lmao

  2. What do you call a female pig? Mature swine are called hogs and young swine are called pigs, but in common usage hogs, pigs, and swine are often used as synonyms. The female hog is called a sow; the male, a boar. The young hog after being weaned is called a shoat or shote. A virgin female is called a gilt. You expected an actual joke, didn’t you.

  3. I forgot my earbuds at school but the only way I could sleep is to listen to music….ughhhh😩😩😞😡😡
    I startEd getting MAD!!!!

  4. i forget get my headphones in school downstairs before me my brother went upstairs i have do zoom without my headphones.

  5. :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

  6. I literally can’t. My class makes dirty jokes and they are all proves, the only way they don’t talk to me is bc I’m wearing my damn headphones. WTF DO I DO

  7. I am struggling without my music! I am at school and I forgot my earbuds at home and class just somehow seems longer without my music!

  8. My class is eating and I hate the sound we have a break next why can’t they be quiet I forgot my headphones this persons music I can hear this on the other side of the room with them having headphones help meh

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