Holidays happening around now

By the Writers of the Pitiful News (Formerly the Pittttttttttttttttttttiful newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws)

• Sukkot (Jewish Tent Day)
• Singing Taylor Swift’s “Red” to Celebrate Fall Day
• Career day for Engineers
• A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
• Kyrgyz Independence Day
• Trent’s Birthday 
• Local Pickle Day
• International “Let’s Kill Tyler” Day
  • No… wait…. don’t ki
• A lot of people’s first exams 
• October Fool’s Day
• Turkmen Independence Day
• Time To Eat Candy Corn
• Pennsylvania wet and unsatisfying high-five day
• It’s October 3rd (Mean Girls Day)
  • That’s so fetch 
• Mesothelioma Awareness Day 
  • Have you or a loved one been affected?
• National Novel Writing Day, when you write a novel  
• Uzbek Independence Day
• National Pitt Homecoming Day
• Holiday When You Wear Crocs
• National Chocolate Milk Day
• Punxsutawney Phil’s Last Day
• The 5th of November 
• National Daughters Day
• Tajik Independence Day
• Halloween >:)
• National Sex Offender Day (National Strawberry Milk Day)
• National Ben Stiller parasocial relationship day
  • He was so good in Night at the Museum though 
• National dress up as the Branch Davidians and reenact Waco day
• Not April 25th “The Perfect Date” Day
• Shemini Atzeret (Jewish Rain Dance Day)
• Holiday Where You Convert Someone to Veganism Day
• National Attend Your Grandchild’s Birthday Day
• National Atheists Going Up to Random People and Inviting Them to a Repentance Circle Day
• Ask a Stupid Question Day
  • What’s that?
• National “Tell Sonya You Think She’s Funny” Day
  • <3 -Sonya
  • You suck – The LORD
• Kazakh Independence Day
• International Raccoon Appreciation Day