We Asked the Writers of the Pittiful News What Their Zodiac Signs Are

By the Ghost Writers of the Interviewers of the Writers of the Pitiful News (formerly the Ghost Writers of the Interviewers of the Writers of the Pittiful News)

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  • Pilates
  • Pizzatarius
  • Ravenclaw
  • Republican
  • Mamma’s Cupcakeria
  • Episcopalian
  • Pisscapalian (pissy fish eater) 
  • I’m gay? 
  • I’m in the Glee Club 
  • Pescitarian – only eat Joe Pesci
  • Libertarian
    • I’m registered independent, personally 
    • I’m a registered sex offender, personally
  • I am now and have always been a member of the Communist Party of America
  • George Washington
  • John Oliver
  • The princess of the princess and the frog
  • Socially liberal fiscally conservative
  • Webkinz
  • Unpaid intern
  • Mansplainer
  • I’m nor/mal actually 
  • Flat-earther
  • Furry
    • ~awooooo
    • pittiful nyas
  • JoJo Siwa
  • Labor organizer
  • Youtuber
  • John F. Kennedy, 35th president of the United States of America
  • ENFP
  • I register as a BDSM
  • Weeaboo
  • Quitter on a shitter
  • Sorority sister
  • Fraternity frother
  • X
  • Matthew Morrison
  • Alexander Hamilton
  • Lin Manuel Miranda 
  • Kinnie
  • bro/broself
  • pittifulnews@gmail.com
  • Lesbian
    • I thought you were American???
  • Donald Trump’s toupee
    • What’s a toopee?
    • Nothin’, what’s it to you?
  • A tumblr account
  • Chocolate fondue
  • Fondled fondue
  • Kamala Harris
  • What is this Homestuck shit?
  • Cancer

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