By Tyler Sikov and Sonya Acharya
- Babies
- Discovery
- An Abercrombie and Fitch shirt after you wash it with Gain the first time
- Teen spirit
- Forrest
- Lavender
- Good smelling cologne
- Coffee
- The specific coffee beans that they give you at Yankee Candle to cleanse your nasal palate after you smell a nasty peppermint candle that makes your nose feel like it was just assaulted by Jack Frost
- That tree stump
- Freshly mown grass, new parchment & spearmint toothpaste
- Fergalicious it’s delicious
- Cats
- Rotting plants
- Vanilla extract before you taste it
- A brand new deck of cards
- Falling in love
- The rose you were going to give to your prom date but she stood you up so now you must console yourself by inhaling inhumane amounts of pollen from this flower to put yourself into an allergy coma so you can wake up from it a week later feeling better
- The helmets of Mongol invaders (in museums)
- Bath and Body Works in the off-season after you have dropped an anvil on your foot