A bunch of ways you could wear your mask if you want to let people know you are a jerk right off the bat

By The Writers of the Pittiful News

1. A sleep mask (over your eyes), for when you forget your curtains at home 
2. Over the shoulder 
3. As lesbian earrings 
4. Inside your mouth like an orange slice 
5. Fanny pack 
6. DIY Jockstrap 
7. The Guy Fieri 
8. As a condom 
9. Chinstrap for when you want to pretend you play the sportsball
10. A hammock for rats 
11. Use as open-sole shoes or very bad, very holey sock
12. Upon the posterior
13. As a cute bandeau!
14. Very small holster for very small gun
15. Put two across your chest: DIY bralette
16. One of those armbands for phones that joggers wear but bad
17. A reusable candy bag for on-the-go snacking
18. Wear a disney themed mask and be over the age of twenty (See Sikov, Tyler)
19. A muzzle
20. Between the eyes 
21. As a sanitary pad
22. Pasties 🤠
23. DIY blunt
24. Slingshot 
25. Super trendy headband 
26. Beach day made easy with the DIY Speedo
27. Two-face style where it covers half of your face 
28. Zuko Cosplay
29. As an umbrella for a very small rain storm
30. Following the directions in Mask off by Future
31. Phone case
32. Hippie bandana
33. DIY noose 
34. Drug balloon to swallow
35. As a purse to carry your miniature poodle
36. As a miniature poodle to carry in your purse 
37. Bikini top 
38. Bikini bottom 
39. Bikini vers
40. thong 
41. Sexy mask costume 
42. A shwallet
43. Handcuffs  
44. Wig
45. Beard wig
46. Sexy coronavirus costume
47. Hairnet
48. American girl doll clothes  
49. A sweat towel
50. Under the nose.