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Just a List of Words

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018 pitifulnews completely random words with no meaning or order whatsoever, Uncategorized bees, many, so

By Tyler Sikov

I am a banana

Arbitrary rats
Mother but I don’t want more broccoli

Marzipan bungalow
A lasagna party
Darn kids get off my lawn
Erroneous aardvarks

Oz of Wizard The
Fracturin mah bones

Bumptious
Eggs on yo face
Eventual death
Sappy grappling guns

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