Good animal hybrids I will make once I ascend to God

By Lord Tyler Sikov

  • Cat Penguin
  • Walrus Deer
  • Human Centipede
  • Cow Chinchilla
  • Falcon Dog
  • Bat Man
  • Robin
  • Bobcat Robert DeNiro
  • Hippocampus
  • Pegasus
  • Cat Deer
  • Racoon Monkey
  • Blobfish Slug
  • Cat Snail
  • Turtle Rabbit
  • Tortoise Hare
  • Pile of mashed potatoes Horse
  • Dog Mollusk
  • Steve Buscemi Bird
  • My cousin’s hamster and Me (Lord Tyler)
    • Melanie, I don’t like how we left things, please take me back and have my kids
  • Bull Dog
  • Cougar Wife
  • Baby Thief
  • Mouse Giraffe
  • Remy the Rat the Duck
  • Winnie the Pooh and Tigger
  • Eeyore and any teen with depression
    • This one will be short lived
  • Playboy Bunny
  • Deer Whore
  • Cat Girl (Chipotle)
  • Dog Frog
    • On a Log, in a Bog, in the Fog
  • Cat Fox
  • Cat Dog
  • Courage the cowardly Chicken
  • Mickey Cat and Minnie Cat
  • Mini Cats
  • Honestly anything with a cat, cats are so cute, and they smell nice
  • Fox Girl
  • Snake Lady
  • Turkey Horse
  • Bunny Bee

I’m a closeted homo

By Lord Tyler Sikov

"Pride Cats" by theoceanowl | Redbubble

               It has been more than 6 months since I came back from the Orlando Pride Parade. I wrote an article about my adventures there if you would like to know more. Since my return I have been feeling a bit out of place. I feel like I am not truly me. I did some research online and I discovered I am without a doubt a homo. At this point I am a closeted homo because I am worried what my family will do if they find out. They are not the most accepting, they believe themselves above everyone and hardly ever offer words of encouragement for those less fortunate.

               I know that they will not react well to me being a homo, but I will have to tell them at some point. I love them and they have their own way to show their love for me. For some context I have a mom, a dad, 2 brothers, and a sister. My sister is rather shy and could be called a chicken so I know she will take whichever side has the most people on it. After a while she will accept me because I always comfort her whenever there are big loud noises.  My brother that is 2 years older than me will probably try to find a way to convince me I am wrong, probably telling me I just need to have a drink, take a bath, or eat some greens and then throw up to feel cleansed. If I can convince him that this is the way I am he will try to find a solution, a way to turn me back. But after a while he will come to his senses and will let me live the way I was meant to. My other brother, with his ginger hair, is much more understanding. I will convince him with my first confession. He has assured me that he will love me no matter what, especially because I help clean up after him and I help with his chores.  He is also the sibling that spends the most time in my room, he may even spend more time in there than I do.

               My parents will be a different story. I discovered a few years ago that I was adopted. But so were all of my siblings. My parents could not have children so they adopted four. A ginger boy, a raven black haired girl, a hazel eyed boy, and then me. They adopted me without knowing that I would turn out to be a glasses wearing homo. Some people will say that I look a bit like my father, and while I see it, I am the odd ball out of the family.

            I must say, it clicks, like it all clicks. This explain why I always dress different than the rest of my family. Me being a homo is why I am a much neater eater. The rest of my family are rather animalistic when they eat. I have a vastly different cleaning system and schedule, I am no where near as flexible as the rest of my family, and I am the only one capable of opening most jars in our house.

            I will just have to come out and say it.

            I will have to come out of my closet, another thing that I have that my family does not.

            I am a homo.

            I am a homosapien.

            My family are all cats, I am a homosapien, and I don’t know where to go from here.