By Lord Tyler and Evan, current members of the radical left
- CRT
- Contagious Rice Thief
- Crunchy Rectum Therapy
- Cats Regard Tyler
- Cunt Rebranding Team
- Capitalism Ruins Teens
- Couch Relaxation Technique
- Can’t Rush Tequila!
- BLM
- Big Long Manhood
- Barry L. Manilow
- Buford Loves Margaret
- Bussin Limbo, Mama
- Bussin, Limbo Mama
- Bussin, Limbo, and Mama
- GOP
- Good Ol’ Pussy!
- They do be putting their whole Conservitussy into things these days
- Gathering Of Porcupines
- Grandma Opening, Please
- Good Ol’ Pussy!
- GUNS
- Grandma’s Underwear Needs Sewing
- Gotta Ucatch Nem’ Sall
- Gary oak is an Ugly Narcissistic Sellout
- ACLU
- American Clitoris Locator Union
- All Cats Love U
- American Cat Lovers University
- Actually Cucking Liberty University
- DOJ
- Department of Jingles
- DOJa Cat
- Department of Jangles
- Douchebags of Jesus (Mormons/LDS)
- CIA
- Confederate Istates of America
- Confederates In America
- Closeted Irish Aristocrats
- CDC
- Cock Dong Cock
- Cock and Doll Corture
- Craving Dat Cream
- CBD
- Convention on Biological Diversity
- Cock and Ball Dorture
- Craving Beautiful Dames
- Canadian Ball Dockers
- Fauci
- Frail Aged Uncle, Circling Inside
- Flamboyant Americans Usually Create Ideology
- Fortnite Ambush! Use Crossbow, Idiot!
- USPS
- US have long PeniS
- Uhhhhhh spspspspspspspspspspspsp
- Here Kitty Kitty
- Unattractive Serial Pedophile Stalkers
- RBG
- Red Breen Glue
- Real Boss Girl
- Registered Bloomfield Gentrifier
- RGB
- Ruth Gater Binsberg
- Rebellious Girl Bosses
- SLAY
- Sucking Legs All Year
- Serious Licking Around Yonder
- Sad Lad, All Yucky
- ACB
- All Cats Beautiful
- All Cats Baby
- American Conservative Bitch
- American Conservative Bible
- KBJ
- Kazakhstani Bong Juice
- Klu Bucks Jan
- Kite Banjo Jam
- Knife Battling Joust
- Krazy Balls, Jim!
- NAACP
- National Association for the Advancement of Cucks and Predators
- National Association for the Assassination of Californian Policemen
- NRA
- National Racist Association (too easy)
- No Rats Allowed
- Nato Rascal Alliance
- NATO
- Not Acting, Terribly Oily
- Neil patrick harris, Anya taylor joy, The rock, and Oprah
- Nobody Actually Touches Oprah
- Nice Tits
- NCAA
- North Carolina African Americans
- Netflix Creates Anti-Americanism
- NFL
- Non-Functioning Ligaments
- Nary a Female Lover
- Non-Fungible Lasagna
- “Not Fucking Leaving!” – Jordan Belfort
- SALTCOCK
- Sucking Abraham Lincoln’s Tiny Cute Oblong Creamy Kazoo
- Society for the Advancement of Literary Talent and Creation of Other Captivating Kneejerks
- UPMC
- UP My Crack
- Un-Popular Minecraft Creator
- Unidentified Pennsylvanian Metro Comedy
- PITT
- People Investing in Trump Tower
- Pussycats Interested in Technological Terrorism
- Pittsburgh Ittsburgh Ttsburgh Tsburgh
- Pittsburgh pIttsburgh piTtsburgh pitTsburgh
- Persons Identified as Troubled Teens
- Punks, Idiots, Terrible Thespians
- Pile of Interesting Thumb Tips
- Particularly Idiotic Thirsty Therapists
- PITTiful news