How did YOU spend your V-Day?

By the writers of The Pittiful News

So we all had Valentine’s Days. And they were pretty good days. Let’s play a game so you can engage with our good days – match the Valentine’s Day to the Pittiful News writer!

1.     I think my boyfriend fed me old fish. 2.     I had 2 Portuguese chicken sandwiches. With sauce! 3.     I divorced my husband. 4.     Three men made me dinner and I didn’t know any of them. 5.     My boyfriend and I went to a nice restaurant. And he gave me like a nice balloon and flowers and stuff? 6.     I played chess against a computer and I lost and I ate Zach’s pickle with a bunch of salami. 7.     I made gingerbread cookies but they were really shitty and they gave me the toots ☹. 8.     I gave a flower to the most important woman in my life – my mom. 9.     I tipped my Uber driver twice. 10.  My husband divorced me.

Abby Blair Eric Jeff (Goldblum, honorary member) Savannah Sonya Tyler Zach