Types of Hands

By the writers of the Pittiful News

1. Jazz hands
2. Party hands
3. Helping hands
4. Sticky hands, with sticky fingers
5. Small hands
6. Grabby hands
7. A singular piece of what a random website calls Plastic Robot Claw Hand Grabber Grabbing Stick Kid Boy Toy Move and Grab Things
8. Cold hands
9. Warm hands
10. Slappy hands
11. Raccoon hands!
12. Hands, touching hands (reaching out)
13. Farm hands
14. Funny hands, with funny bones
15. Near hands
16. Far hands
17. Wherever you are hands
18. Stay at home hands (please)
19. Hand, with five little piggies on it
20. Handy Manny
21. Goose strangler – sometimes they give you no choice