The Raddest New Hobbies You Should Try This Week

By – Sonya Acharya, Tyler Sikov, Abby Stoudt, and Savannah Teman

1. Play the guitar 
2. Read self insert One Direction fanfiction (reader × all members) 
3. Watch The Great British Bake-Off and try not to cry this time 
4. Kiss the homies in your close friend circle goodnight 

5. Learn to juggle 

6. Meet juggalos… no, gigolos 

7. Realize you can’t leave the house to meet gigolos 

8. Resize your fucking fonts 
9. Light fires :) 
10. Learn Morse code to communicate with the neighbors 
11. Try not to confuse jacuzzi and yakuza, (you’d be in hot water with the Japanese mafia) 
12. Stress-bake bread and perfect your sourdough until it’s maybe near good enough for Paul Hollywood to possibly shake your hand (just not right now) 
13. Kick the party rockers out of your house tonight, no matter how small the group 
14. Wash! Your hands! Correctly! 
15. Watch your friends play Animal Crossing from your Switch™ friend’s list 
16. Realize that the two bros in the hot tub were five feet apart not cuz they were not gay, but because they were practicing social distancing 
17. Organize your collection of toilet paper 
18. Pretend to try to make a Roots bowl in your house because you miss Pitt :( 
19. Not the 20th thing
20. Cut your own bangs