Quiz: Are These One Direction Lyrics or Serial Killer Quotes?

By Shannon Kelly

  1. “I was brainwashed into killing Debbie Ackerman and Maria Johnson in November 1971.”
  2. “We’re like na na na then we’re like yeah yeah yeah”
  3. “I’ve killed so many women I have a hard time keeping them straight”
  4. “Katy Perry’s on replay, she’s on replay, DJ got the floor to shake, the floor to shake”
  5. “If everytime we tuh-uh-touch, you get this kind of ruh-uh-ush baby say yeah yeah yeah”
  6. “I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma”
  7. “Tonight let’s get some and live while we’re young [guitar solo]”
  8. “I just said that the Hawkin’s girl’s head was severed and taken up the road about twenty-five to fifty yards and buried in a location about ten yards west of the road on a rocky hillside.”
  9. “The demons wanted my penis”
  10. “So we laugh at na-na-nothing”
Answer Key
  1. One Direction 2. Serial killer 3. One Direction 4. Serial killer 5. Serial killer 6. One Direction 7. Serial killer 8. One Direction 9. One Direction 10. Serial killer

One Direction knock-off? Think again!

By Hannah Lynn

A few years ago, One Direction made their debut on “The X-Factor.” This year, there’s a new boy band in town. They go by the name Overload Generation. The top picture is Overload Generation and the bottom picture is One Direction. I think. Simon Cowell called Overlord Gentrification a Volkswagon Beetle while One Discretion is a Ferrari. They were kicked off the show, but have no fear, there are more to come! Now introducing seven very real and very unique groups of singing boys!

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