By Tyler Sikov
We here at the Pittiful News do require sustenance to survive, as such we have fridges. Here is our ‘What’s in my fridge?’ challenge:
Sam: I use my fridge to contain my many jugs of baby formula
Pam: I use my Fridge to hold people I like so much I wanna keep them around forever…
Jam: Jelly and preserves.
Ham: Burgers
Spam: Emails
Cam: I want to have ketchup in my fridge, but people keep stealing it
Lamb: Escaped Convicts.
Flam: S’mores and flammable gasses
Jeff: Milk, eggs, butter, cheese, fruits, vegetables, pie crusts, human livers, soda… Just normal things everybody keeps in their fridge.
Dam: Mine is filled with loose water.
Damn: Totally legal chemicals for my definitely not a shady business
Gam: The Hulk.
Gram: Loose Rice
Bam: Sophie’s Choice 2- The Return of The Pink Panther
Ram: Thousands of bottles of Gatorade and thousands of loose women.
Name: I have a fridge in my fridge
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