By Lord Tyler Sikov and Sarah (Zodiac) Yule
- Learn grammar
- Go to the McDonalds drive thru for a large soda and pay with card because I can
- Sell heavily printed leggings through our MLM while watching Amazon Prime documentary Lularich
- Ask local restaurants in my hometown if they take panther funds
- Become a Cam Girl
- Watch iCarly
- Start a new cult
- That’s 9 articles baby!!!
- Attend meetings for my old cult
- Go to a traditional latin mass for the aesthetic
- Have Hanukkah 2: Electric BoogaJew
- Go to my town’s matchmaker and get hitched
- like the Will Smith movie Hitch
- Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match
- Gabagool
- Pee pee poo poo without having to take my laptop in with me to multitask
- Cancel my therapy appointment to frolic around the grocery store
- Played a bunch of new video games
- Sent my family on a “vacation”
- Got screamed at by a very hungry cat at 8am
- Do a methema
- Like an enema, but with meth
- Romanticize my future with every fast food worker
- Learn a tiktok dance
- Finally start working on that manifesto I’ve been putting off
- Tried doing ‘it’ with my pasta maker
- Left my girlfriend on read for 45 minutes
- I’m back on the market Ladies (and fellas, shh ;) )
- Take my vitamins
- Ate brownies with my aunt and uncle
- Teach my cats to play Dungeons and Dragons
- Go to Denny’s and get one mug of coffee and sit there for hours as if I have just buried a body
- Stole the Declaration of Independence
- Crashed the currency of a small country
- Cast: Summon Tomato as many times as I could before I passed out
- Cast: Summon Tornado as many times as I could before I passed out
- Spill the Tea
- Spill some tea
- Tea some spill
- Stir shit up
- Watch Sharkboy and Lava Girl 3D the way it was meant to be watched