By Shannon Kelly
- “I was brainwashed into killing Debbie Ackerman and Maria Johnson in November 1971.”
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“We’re like na na na then we’re like yeah yeah yeah”
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“I’ve killed so many women I have a hard time keeping them straight”
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“Katy Perry’s on replay, she’s on replay, DJ got the floor to shake, the floor to shake”
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“If everytime we tuh-uh-touch, you get this kind of ruh-uh-ush baby say yeah yeah yeah”
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“I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma”
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“Tonight let’s get some and live while we’re young [guitar solo]”
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“I just said that the Hawkin’s girl’s head was severed and taken up the road about twenty-five to fifty yards and buried in a location about ten yards west of the road on a rocky hillside.”
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“The demons wanted my penis”
Answer Key
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