New Royalty-Free Christmas Songs Coming Out This Year (Before thanksGiving)

By The Writers of the Pitiful News (Formerly the Pittiful Jews)

  • Dingle Smells
    • Bingle Shells
  • Santa Claus is coming to town, but not the part you live in 
  • WAP (Wet Ass Presents)
    • Bring a bucket and a mop, for these wet ass presents 
  • You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out 
  • Last Christmas (I Ripped Out Your Heart) 
  • I Saw Mommy Get Her Back Blown Out By Santa Claus
  • The Listmas Song
  • Santa Claus is leaving town 
  • She’ll be going around the mountain when she goes 
  • Do it now, lick it good, suck this _____ just like you should (acoustic version) 
  • Have Yourself A Terrible, Big Christmas 
  • Harley Quinn’s Jingling Bell Hat (The Movie: The musical: The series: The Song)
    • by 100 Gecs 
  • Caucasian Christmas
  • We met Parson Brown, he smells bad  
  • All I Want For Christmas is Jews, Baby
  • All I Want For Christmas is Juice, Baby
  • All I Want For Christmas is Moose Babies (they’re endangered!)
  • The Little Bummer Boy 
  • Away In A Hangar (The Pilot’s Christmas Carol) 
  • I got my Sleigh License last week, just like we always talked about
  • Grandma Sued the Reindeer  
  • Cocking Around the Christmas Tree
  • Talking Around The Christmas Tree (It’s a boring holiday)
  • Jingle Bell Cock 
  • I Want An Apex Predator For Christmas 
  • MistleHOE   
  • 10 Hours of My Dad Yelling At Me (The Untangling Lights Song) 
  • I’ll Be In The Dorms For Christmas 
  • Elf, the Elf Song 
  • Rudolph’s Noses by Owl City 
  • All I Wanda for Christmas by Vision 
  • Counting Presents by One Republic 
  • Baby Got Back (In Time For Christmas) 
  • Hey, Ghost of Christmas Future by Train 
  • Let’s Marvin Gaye and Get It On (Under the Mistletoe) 
  • Let’s Marvin Sleigh and Get It On
  • Moves Like Santa by Maroon 5 
  • Maps To Your House by Maroon 5 
  • Deers Like You by Maroon 5 dedicated to Rudolph  
    • Run round with Bucks like me till sundown
  • Milk and Cookies by Maroon 5 dedicated to Santa’s love for Sugar 
  • Frosty the Snowman had very lucrative toes 
    • Frosty the Toeman? 
  • Shape of Ewe by Ed Sheepran 
  • Kiss Me (Under the Mistletoe) Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
  • Kiss Me (Under the Mistletoe) Like You Wanna Be Loved by Ed Sheeran 
  • Church Town Funk by Bruno Mars
  • Upward (the Christian dating app) Town Funk by Bruno Mars
  • Christ’s Team by Ed Sheeran 
  • All About That Baste by Meghan Trainor 
  • Memories of Christmas Past by Maroon 56 dedicated to Ebenezer Scrooge  
  • When I Taste Eggnog by Dan and Shay
  • All I Want For Christmas by Olivia Rodrigo, playing Nini in High School the Musical the Series
    • The Series: The Musical: The High School: The Nini
  • 24 Karat Nights of Christmas by Bruno Mars
  • We Found Christ by Rihanna
  • Can you hurry sir, moma’s not got much time, for me to buy her christmas casket
  • Old Town Church by Lil Nas X
  • Call Me JC by Carly Rae Jepsen
  • God’s Plan by Drake
  • The Hanukkah song by Adam Snadler 

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