By Tyler Sikov (and his cat Peanut butter)
Cats smell nice just out of a bath
Cats smell nice when they help you with math
Cats smell nice when they lick themselves clean
Cats smell nice when their eyes really gleam
Cats smell nice when they hit you on the head
Cats smell nice when they raise the dead
Cats smell nice when they perform a blood sacrifice
Cats smell nice when they hit around a cube of ice
Cats smell nice when they take a drink
Cats smell nice when they wear all pink
Cats smell nice when they greet you at the door
Cats smell nice when they play outside in a downpour
Cats smell nice when they eat your eyes
Cats smell nice when they plan a surprise
Cats smell nice when they hold your hand
Cats smell nice when they do something unplanned
Cats smell nice when they kiss your face
Cats smell nice when they attend jury duty in your place
Cats smell nice when they eat their dinner
Cats smell nice when they behead a sinner
Cats smell nice when they shed their fur
Cats smell nice when they lay there and purr
The Pitiful News 
[…] The university may try to tell you that you can not have pets in on campus housing but I assure you that you can. There is nothing better than a nice warm cat at the end of a long day, also cats smell nice. […]