Podcasts We’re Considering Starting

By the writers of the Pittiful News (Sonya, Tyler, Abby, Eric, Savannah)

Podcast – basically just whale sounds.
podCast – a special about casts. Only for people with broken bones.
PodCast – presenting a pod of whales with casts because they all have broken bones. Basically a cetological veterinary podcast (like Whale Bones)
Codcast – a podcast about fish, specifically cod.
The Oddcast – a podcast specifically not about whales.
The Whale Zone – a whale-themed real-play D&D whale-venture.
A podcast that is just 55 minutes of me trying to figure out whether the audio recording software is working. Script: “Is this thing on?”
Wails – a sick guitar jam sesh, with lots of wailing
Wales – a very serious socio-historical study of the country in the United Kingdom
Walls – a series where we describe paint colors to the best of our abilities without actually showing them
Wonderwalls, because maybe
Wonderwhales (today’s gonna be the bay)
*Dory voice* MMOoooOOOOORRRWWWW
Killer Whales – a true crime series on infamous whale serial killers.
The Whale Orcaives – a horror podcast about whales.
Can I Pet Your Whale?
1. He don’t bite
  1. Yes he do
My Whale, my Whale, and me – advice from whales, about whales, for whales.
Is He Whaley Sorry? – whale dating advice by Seventeen
Whale, What Are You Waiting For? – a motivational podcast about finding your porpoise.
Pearl – a podcast about dental hygiene.
Plankton – a fitness podcast about planking.
Sperm Whale – a podcast about male sexual health and fertility
I’m not sure, maybe something about dolphins?
Free Willy – a podcast about whale streaking
Podcast, but Outside the whale tank at SeaWorld. Special Guest: Shamu
*happy whale noises*
Welcome to Whale Vale – twice-monthly pod updates for the small oceanic town of Whale Vale where every whale swims free.
Humpback Mountain – a story about confused whales, in a strict society of whales, where whale-whale love is FORBIDDEN
Tiny Whale Gang – remember Sea Monkeys? It’s like that, but with whales.
Fin – a podcast made by artsy whales about French whale films