‘Visitors to the Cathedral of Learning’ starter pack

By Sir Craig Giàrç Streatt (guest contributor)

1. Bags of University Store (or The Pitt Shop) merchandise
2. Might already be wearing Pittsburgh merch (Pitt, Panthers, Steelers, Pens, Pirates)
3. “U of Pitt” and “U Pitt”
4. Fanny packs and maybe also sunhats
5. “Apparently there’s a Chik-fil-A here,” they said, walking towards Cathedral Café.
6. Enunciating their order at Cathedral Coffee
7. Asking for a Frappuccino at Cathedral Coffee, as if it’s a freaking Starbucks 
8. “Where’s the Chik-fil-A?”
9. Struggling with the elevators
10. Pictures by the wooden chair in Commons
11. Pictures in front by the fountain (seasonal)
12. Pictures near that plaque that says ‘Historical Landmark’
13. Pictures from the second and third floors (for that #Hogwarts view)
14. “Excuse me, where’s the bathroom?”
15. Opening doors in the middle of classes, bonus points if it’s a Nationality Room
16. “Which floor is the honors floor?”