What’s in the elephant’s trunk?

By the writers of the Pittiful News

1. A monk
2. Some funk
3. Bed, bunk
4. Something I drunk
5. A little spotted skunk!
6. Alvin the chipmunk
7. My battleship, you sunk
8. A spunky hunk’s hunky spunk
9. An AM radio
10. A vintage Louis Vuitton trunk
11. A myth the elephant plans to debunk
12. Junque