By Tyler Sikov
I am a banana
Arbitrary rats
Mother but I don’t want more broccoli
Marzipan bungalow
A lasagna party
Darn kids get off my lawn
Erroneous aardvarks
Oz of Wizard The
Fracturin mah bones
Bumptious
Eggs on yo face
Eventual death
Sappy grappling guns
The Pitiful News 