Bury Yourself with a Good Book

By: Tyler Sikov

Have you recently died (entirely or even just inside)? Then go bury yourself with a good book!

1. Hamlet: everyone in that book is dead also.
2. The bible: maybe you can get resurrected like that one guy.
3. Oedipus: get to live your dream of killing your dad.
4. Alice in Wonderland: never tried LSD, well here’s your chance!
5. The Encyclopedia: I mean you do have a lot of time on your hands.
6. Into the Wild: I just love fiction, don’t you?
7. Amnesia books: What was I saying again?
8. Moby Dick: have a whale of a good time.
9. Oedipus: get to live your dream of killing your dad.
10. Alice in Wonderland: never had nightmares about playing cards? Well here’s your chance.
11. The Encyclopedia: a collection of very short stories.
12. Animal Farm: just a good book about a farm that is definitely not about communism.
13. I think that is all the books.