By Shannon Kelly
If you’ve ever opened a fortune cookie, then you know the fortunes that give them their name are eerily similar to quotes from the critically acclaimed film Die Hard. Test your film and fortune knowledge with this tricky quiz!
- Today it’s up to you to create the peacefulness you long for.
- Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don’t hesitate.
- A dream you have will come true.
- Oh God! Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! Drop the gun!
- Enjoy the good luck a companion brings you.
- I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn’t see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you’re a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein’ a cop except how to live with a mistake. Anyway, I just couldn’t bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again.
- You will become great if you believe in yourself.
- When they touch down, we’ll blow the roof, they’ll spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they figure out what went wrong, we’ll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.
- Never give up.
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